When it comes to St.
Patrick's Day, people sport their very best Irish t-shirts in order to stand out (and also fit in) from the crowd.
They'll show up to bars with funny apparel displaying their heritage, passion for drinking, desire to hook up, or just poke fun at themselves or others.
How you look on Saint Patrick's Day actually matters because it can determine how much fun you have, how memorable the night is, or who you wind up with at the of the night! How so? Let's examine the details, shall we?

1. A plain old green t-shirt or uninspired shirt just won't do for St.
   Patrick's Day.
   If you're cruising the bar, you need a conversation piece to break the ice and get noticed.
   Something drab and run of the mill just won't do that.
   
2. You Need to Impress the Girl You're Already With.
   If you're going out with her on Saint Paddy's Day, then you'll need to bring your A-game in order to keep her eye from wandering.
   That means looking good, wearing a funny tee, and keeping their eyes glued to you and making other girls/guys jealous.
   
3. Those looking to hook up will always have better luck if they're funnier than everyone else.
   Being funny doesn't come naturally to everyone, but luckily, there's some shirts out there that can be funny for you.
   Now, all you have to do is show up, look cool, and wait for the right opportunity.
   
4. Don't be afraid to ask for things on your shirt.
   Those that are willing to say "hey, buy me a shot!" might just save some dough by having people buy them shots.
   Why not?
5. How People Know You're Irish Unless You Tell Them? Yeah, the Irish do receive preferential treatment on this day, so take advantage of it.
   Where a shirt celebrating your Irish heritage and get their attention.
   

So you see, wearing funny St.
Patrick's Day t-shirts isn't just a good idea, it will determine if this year's festivities go down in history or simply a faded memory of what could have been.
Don't let this year turn into a failure! Go out and find a unique shirt to wear and set yourself apart from the rest of the crowd.
Here are a few more tips on finding the best apparel to wear:

• For guys, don't go cute.
  Go funny and don't be afraid to make exaggerated claims.
  Bluffing goes a long way!
• Green is a good color, but don't forget about orange, white, and brown.
  Those are considered Irish color tones, too.
  
• If you're really uninhibited, raunchy themed designs can win over like-minded people as well.
  It might also alienate you.
  
• Keep it new.
  Go for newer jokes, and designs that people haven't already seen.
  There's nothing lamer than last year's joke, so keep it fresh.