Five Reasons Sarah Palin is Ready to be the VP (Part 1)
By "ready to be VP," I of course mean Governor Failin is ready to step in and be the president. For all you nervous nellies out there, here are ten reasons why Sarah Failin Palin is ready to be your president:
1. She's educated. Sarah Failin Palin went to five schools over six years just to get a journalism degree. Plenty of people have trouble getting into one school, much less a whole bunch. Must be something up there in the ol' noggin.
2. She's smart. Sarah Failin Palin charged the state of Alaska a per diem for 312 nights she stayed in her own house. Most of us wouldn't be smart enough to suck the taxpayers dry like that.
3. She'll surround herself with a good team. When a crisis comes knocking, a good president is prepared because he or she is surrounded by capable, competent people. Remember how Bush appointed his incompetent friends (like Brownie) to positions where they failed miserably (like Katrina)?
No worries. Sarah Failin Palin doesn't just appoint friends - she appoints friends with experience. Case in point: The high school friend Governor Failin appointed to Alaska's Dep't of Agriculture was qualified for the job because she "likes cows."
4. She's just like you. Like you, Sarah Failin Palin doesn't have a lick of foreign policy experience, other than the fact she can see Russia from her house. She can't name a Supreme Court decision besides Roe V Wade. And she doesn't have a clue about economics and this Bailout Bill in particular.
So yes, she's just like you. How comforting.
5. She knows how to handle a crisis. If you wonder how Sarah Failin Palin will handle a crisis, just look at how she handled her debate with Joe Biden. When she got a question she didn't like, she ignored it and instead answered questions she knew something about.
So when the next economic crisis hits, Sarah Failin will ignore it and field dress a moose instead. When Al Qaeda gathers strength, she'll whip up a mean batch of that moose stew instead of worrying about terrorism.
Just stick to what you know and you can't go wrong...
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1. She's educated. Sarah Failin Palin went to five schools over six years just to get a journalism degree. Plenty of people have trouble getting into one school, much less a whole bunch. Must be something up there in the ol' noggin.
2. She's smart. Sarah Failin Palin charged the state of Alaska a per diem for 312 nights she stayed in her own house. Most of us wouldn't be smart enough to suck the taxpayers dry like that.
3. She'll surround herself with a good team. When a crisis comes knocking, a good president is prepared because he or she is surrounded by capable, competent people. Remember how Bush appointed his incompetent friends (like Brownie) to positions where they failed miserably (like Katrina)?
No worries. Sarah Failin Palin doesn't just appoint friends - she appoints friends with experience. Case in point: The high school friend Governor Failin appointed to Alaska's Dep't of Agriculture was qualified for the job because she "likes cows."
4. She's just like you. Like you, Sarah Failin Palin doesn't have a lick of foreign policy experience, other than the fact she can see Russia from her house. She can't name a Supreme Court decision besides Roe V Wade. And she doesn't have a clue about economics and this Bailout Bill in particular.
So yes, she's just like you. How comforting.
5. She knows how to handle a crisis. If you wonder how Sarah Failin Palin will handle a crisis, just look at how she handled her debate with Joe Biden. When she got a question she didn't like, she ignored it and instead answered questions she knew something about.
So when the next economic crisis hits, Sarah Failin will ignore it and field dress a moose instead. When Al Qaeda gathers strength, she'll whip up a mean batch of that moose stew instead of worrying about terrorism.
Just stick to what you know and you can't go wrong...
See the rest of the article at Sarah Failin.com [http://sarahfailin.com/wordpress/]...
